- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Yes it looks like an Xbox controller. But it also has elements to a PS3 controller. The buttons are reversed, the controller number is on the bottom and there’s a port on top to charge the controller and possibly connect it wirelessly to the console. Nintendo is a sick mastermind at combing two different controllers.
i like it. looks comfy.
Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.
woah nigga hold up
wh
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado
I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
fire tornado.
huh.”
I hate it when people know nothing about science. It’s called a firewhirl. The intense heat from the fire is forcing the cold surrounding air rapidly downward. Works the same way as a tornado, but it is NOT fire being sucked into a tornado. The fire IS the tornado.
A macaw about to unleash his evil plot
“I couldn’t help but laugh along with him.”
that bitch is out for something more.
Have i mentioned that i don’t trust birds?
